Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
