how can u be prego again
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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