I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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