i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
