It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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