oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
