The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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