Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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