after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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