I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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