Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
We're facebook friends in real life
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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