The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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