if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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