My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Sober January is a disaster.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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