This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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