i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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