you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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