I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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