You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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