It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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