i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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