Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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