If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
tell me about the fingering
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