so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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