the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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