You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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