why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Houston, we have a blender
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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