singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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