That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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