Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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