Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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