I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I am available for nakedness
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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