she was so not down for the gang bang
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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