So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I checked into jail on foursquare
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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