dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
