a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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