Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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