i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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