belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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