And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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