My Higher Power is John Stamos
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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