do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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