It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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