i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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