Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
