ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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