Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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