how do flat chested girls get laid?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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