just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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