So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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