we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
we should paint friendship bongs
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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