I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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